Sleeping Bear, Sault Saint Marie

May 30

Legal.

In my Introduction to the Australian Legal System we have open book exams.
There is a group that sit together and “cheat” by sharing their notes and whispering which is kind of against the rules.

I was opposed to this until they started talking about driving to and from Uni.

Background: to go through the tolls on the highways etc there is something called an ‘e-tag’ which is pre-paid and you place it on the inside of your windscreen and instead of paying with coins at the tolls on the road it just beeps and charges you and its convenient and time effective etc.

One of the girls was convinced it was called an Emu-tag.

EMU TAG.

hahahahahah

HAAHAHHAHAHAA

Sufjan.

I first heard Sufjan Stevens on cd when I was in year 11, 2004.

I got to see him live, tonight, 29 May 2012 for the first time ever.

In-fucking-credible.

Nico Muhly, (this is where the tumblr person inside me comes out) totally loves Sufjan, you could tell by the way he spoke to him in-between songs.

Bryce Dessner - you are a shoe-gaze master.

It was beautiful, moving, educational (ha) and mesmerising.

May 29

The most beautiful thing I’ve heard.

May 28

[video]

May 26

Dia De Los Muertos

May 25

Beautiful.

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

May 24

In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

Ouch my heart

(Source: f-0-r-t-u-n-e, via fuckyeahloldemort)

trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

ok i cant stop laughing omfg

I’M SCREAMING

crying to no end

(Source: controversialism, via iwillmindfuckyou)

Oh dear.

So for the past 35 minutes this girl was shamelessly flirting with her make friend but he wasn’t really responding. She would tap him with her pen, take his laptop and use her Facebook to write up statuses and constantly touch him on the shoulder. He responded by Facebook searching a hot Asian babe and left the pictures open so when she took the laptop for her own use she would see the pictures.
She saw the pictures and she made quite the audible ‘hmph!’
And then stormed out ensuring her best friend followed her.
He’s just sitting there smiling.

Chances.

What are the chances that the power goes out in this lecture and we can leave early and tutorials are cancelled so I can go to work and have fun?

Chances.

What are the chances that Lady Gaga caught a plane to Sydney in secret and came to university to interrupt this lecture and be like ‘sup babes lets go eat macaroons and drink maccas coke and go on a shopping spree!’ ?

tyleroakley:

I want this enlarged, framed, and mounted above my fireplace.

100%

(Source: sleepingthroughsirens)